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Top 15 pickup lines

  • Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
  • Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
  • Fat Penguin. (she says what?) hey just had to say something that would break the ice
  • If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
  • I noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too.
  • Let’s play war. I’ll lay down… and you blow the fuck out of me.
  • Want to see my stamp collection?
  • Do me
  • hey bitches!!! free cocaine!!!
  • Love is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
  • How about a fuck…. ing drink?
  • I have this weird habit of taking every girl I fuck for shopping.
  • hi my name is steve, but you can call me anytime.
  • Excuse me…. How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
  • If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?