What do you want your last words to be?

  • Call… the… ambalamps.
  • “Hey ya’ll, watch this!”
  • If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn’t Jesus.
  • A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN.
  • So long, and thanks for all the fish.
  • I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
  • “If I’m wrong, I’ll see you soon. I hope I’m wrong.” That’s the downside to atheism.
  • “Jesus Christ Mischa Barton, I’m going to have a heart attack if we don’t stop f***ing soon”.
  • Wikipedia said it was edible.
  • I… hid… my… cash… in…. (then drop dead).
  • Tell your wife I love her.
  • Just as I am a moment from death, I want to look into the eyes of the person closest to me. Then I’ll look them up and down, and say “That is a terrible outfit. I’m sorry, but one of us has to go.”
  • Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
  • Destroy my hard drive.
  • One at a time ladies!
  • Die?! Why that’s the last thing I’d do!
  • Hang on to my stuff from NetFlix…no late fees………ever.
  • I wonder what this button does?
  • “If this potion works I will lose the ability to speak, but my penis will grow to an enormous size.”
  • …AND IF I’M LYING, MAY THE GOOD LORD STRIKE ME DOWN WHERE I STAND
  • Said to each of my three children, out of earshot of the others: “You were always my favorite.”
  • I must tell you where the family treasure is… (meanwhile there is no treasure)
  • This gun is NOT loaded. Look.

Random thoughts

  • I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  • I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  • There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  • How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  • Was learning cursive really necessary?
  • Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  • Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  • I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  • Bad decisions make good stories.
  • You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  • Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
  • I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  • “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this thing I have– ever.
  • I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
  • I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  • I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  • My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day, “Grandma, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
  • I think the freezer deserves a light as well…
  • I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jeweler product.

Reigning Pwn2Own champion: "The main thing is not to install Flash!"

Here are the highlights from Miller’s interview:

He thinks Windows 7 will prove more secure than OS X Snow Leopard this year, in part because it doesn’t have Java and Flash enabled by default. Windows’ full ASLR (address space layout randomization) also gives it a security advantage.

When asked what he thought would make the safest OS and browser combo, he opted for Chrome or IE8 on Windows 7, with no Flash installed, although ‘there probably isn’t enough difference between the browsers to get worked up about.’

For my money, the juiciest quote from the interview was ‘The main thing is not to install Flash!

On the mobile side, Miller guessed that the iPhone 3GS would be more easily exploitable than the Motorola Droid, mainly because the iPhone’s been around longer, and has been subjected to more extensive security research.

You can check out Miller’s full answers (in English or Italian!) at OneITSecurity.