- Call… the… ambalamps.
- “Hey ya’ll, watch this!”
- If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn’t Jesus.
- A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN.
- So long, and thanks for all the fish.
- I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
- “If I’m wrong, I’ll see you soon. I hope I’m wrong.” That’s the downside to atheism.
- “Jesus Christ Mischa Barton, I’m going to have a heart attack if we don’t stop f***ing soon”.
- Wikipedia said it was edible.
- I… hid… my… cash… in…. (then drop dead).
- Tell your wife I love her.
- Just as I am a moment from death, I want to look into the eyes of the person closest to me. Then I’ll look them up and down, and say “That is a terrible outfit. I’m sorry, but one of us has to go.”
- Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
- Destroy my hard drive.
- One at a time ladies!
- Die?! Why that’s the last thing I’d do!
- Hang on to my stuff from NetFlix…no late fees………ever.
- I wonder what this button does?
- “If this potion works I will lose the ability to speak, but my penis will grow to an enormous size.”
- …AND IF I’M LYING, MAY THE GOOD LORD STRIKE ME DOWN WHERE I STAND
- Said to each of my three children, out of earshot of the others: “You were always my favorite.”
- I must tell you where the family treasure is… (meanwhile there is no treasure)
- This gun is NOT loaded. Look.
