- experienced bra fitter – I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one.
- PlayStation Brand Ambassador
- Eyebrow Threading – I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls.
- Administraive/ Secretary – ok, ok, we get it. It’s clear where you need help.
- Finish Carpenter – for when the Start Carpenter gets tired.
- Helpdesk Technician@Pentagon – “Uh, hello? I’m having a problem with this missile…”
- Nail Tech – so nails can be pretty complicated…
- Remedy Engineer – aren’t those called “doctors”?
- Saltlick Cashier – new trend in the equestrian industry. Ok, enough horsing around.
- Molecular Biologist II – when Molecular Biologist I gets promoted.
- Breakfast Sandwich Maker – we also got one of these recently.
- Hotel Housekeepers – why can’t they just say ‘hotelkeepers’?
- Preschool Teacher #4065 – either that’s a really big school or they’ve got robot teachers.
- glacéau drop team – for a new sport at the Winter Olympics: ice-water spilling.
- PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN – get a dictionary/thesaurus first.
- DoodyCalls Technician – they really shouldn’t put down janitors like that.
- Golf Staff – and here I thought they were called clubs.
- Pressure Washers – what’s next, heat cleaners?
- Sandwich Artist – another “Jesus in my food” wannabe.
- Self Storage Manager – this is for self storage?
- Qualified Infant Caregiver – too bad for all the unqualified caregivers on the list.
- Ground Support – but there’s just more dirt under there.
- Gymboree Teacher – the hardest part is not burning your hands sliding down the pole.
- COMMERCIAL space hunter – so they did find animals further out in the cosmos? W
- JOB COACH – if they’re unemployed when they get to you, what does that say?
- KIDS KAMP INSTRUCTOR! – no spelling ability required.
- POOLS SUPERVISOR – “yeah, they’re still wet…”
- HOUSE MANAGER/TEEN SUPERVISOR – see the dictionary under P, for Parent.
- Licensed Seamless Gutter Contractor – just sounds bad.
- Space Heater – Just sitting around taking up space.
