Funny Quotes To Live By

  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  • Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  • You can’t have everything, where would you put it?
  • The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

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