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Bad Domain Names

Here are some bad domain names:

  • A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
    www.WhorePresents.com
  • Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
    www.ExpertSexChange.com
  • Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
    www.PenisLand.net
  • Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
    www.therapistfinder.com
  • Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
    www.powergenitalia.com
  • And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
    www.molestationnursery.com
  • If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
    www.ipanywhere.com
  • Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
    www.cummingfirst.com
  • Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their wacky website:
    www.SpeedoFart.com
  • Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
    www.gotahoe.com
  • The Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society Of Britain used the domain:
    www.Nice-Tits.org
  • Manufacturer of instruments for monitoring temperature, humidity and pressure Dickson didn’t think twice when they choose:
    www.DicksOnWeb.com
  • A holiday rentals company in Spain is called Choose Spain. Hopefully the vacation won’t be a painful experience:
    www.ChoosesPain.com
  • A company selling CAD software and Learning CDs was called ViaGrafix – quite innocent until a blue pill hit the market. The company is now called Learn2.
    www.ViagraFix.com
  • TeachersTalk: A community for teachers and student to discuss all areas of teaching… Even how to stalk teachers?
    www.TeacherStalk.com
  • The small town Winters’ local newspaper is called Winters Express and can be read online at:
    www.WinterSexPress.com
  • An eBay competitor was considering the name Auctions Hit, but found it to be a shitty name:
    www.AuctionShit.com
  • If you offer a scaffold erection/dismantle service, maybe you shouldn’t have a mammoth as your mascot and call your company Mammoth Erection:
    www.MammothErection.com
  • Things to do and see along New York State’s Canals and vacation regions:
    www.NYCAnal.com
  • The kids might look nice in their Childrens’ Wear, but remember:
    www.ChildrenSwear.co.uk
  • IHA Vegas‘ holiday rentals might have a special smell, since:
    www.IHaveGas.com
  • Odds Extractor – Online gambling resource or farmers looking for new and unusual machinery?
  • www.OddSexTractor.com
  • If you’re known as Big Al, why not call your online fish supplies store for Big Al’s Online?
    www.BiGalsOnline.com
  • SCA Tissue – Away-From-Home tissue products has a terrible issue with their name:
    www.ScatIssue.com
  • Even if you’re company is called Cumbria Storage Systems don’t even think about calling your website:
    www.CumStore.co.uk
  • Alter Scrap Processing part of The Alter Companies use the domain:
    www.AltersCrap.com
  • Anyone knows if Australian ISP WebOne does some moonlighting?
    www.WeBone.com
  • Don’t start a business in Cook Islands… Given that their TLD is .ck and they use .co for commercial domains, you end up with:
    www.budget.Co.ck
  • Sometimes Geodomains really aren’t a good idea at all.
    sydneytherapist.com
  • If you’re looking for Internet Protocol solutions, there’s always:
    ipanywhare.com
  • Andy wants you to “ask him a question” at his booty-licious site:
    askandy.com
  • How about the web design company Partners Talking?
    partnerstalking.com.au
  • Ben’s got a dose of real life advice for you – are you ready to take it?
    www.BendOver.com
  • The BEST way to sell your gently used Children’s clothes and items:
    KidSexChange.net
  • La Drape design and manufacture of panel bedspreads, quilts and duvet covers.
    ladrape.co.uk
  • Switzerland-based Swissbit – a global leader in the design, development and manufacture of DRAM and Flash memory products has a website within the swiss domain
    swissbit.ch