Month: October 2007

The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair…… Continue reading Psychology coach

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair…… Continue reading Shoe Repair

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure they would like to take back: Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back.” Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: “I owe…… Continue reading Sports Commentator Bloopers

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why is it called “rush hour” when your car barely moves? If a 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If it’s a circular drive, how do you get out? How do…… Continue reading Language (and Other) Questions

You’re so tired, you now answer the phone with just: “Hell.” Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back!!”. Your garbage can is your “in” box. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care. You…… Continue reading Top Ten Signs of Job Burn-Out