Company Policy
05/10/2007Effective from January 2007 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci…
Is Java a pure Object Oriented Language?
Someone asked me if Java was a pure OOL (Object Oriented Language) or not. Without thinking my answer was yes, “thanks to the incompetent university I went to for 4…
If you have an original Microsoft Windows CD try it
I’ve read in an article that if you put an original windows CD in the microwave for a minute or two and take it out, it’ll be as cold as it…
Sports Commentator Bloopers
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure they would like to take back: 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except…
True telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have ? Customer: A white one… ==== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing…
