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2 Tough Questions

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the following question before reading the response to this one.

It’s time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates:

Candidate 1:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate 2:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate 3:

He was a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional bear and never cheated on his wife.

Who of these candidates would be your choice?

Candidate 1 is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate 2 is Winston Churchill.

Candidate 3 is Adulf Hitler.

And by the way, if your answer to the first questions was yes… you’ve just killed Beethoven.

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