- Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
- Why is it called “rush hour” when your car barely moves?
- If a 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
- If it’s a circular drive, how do you get out?
- How do “Don’t Walk on the Grass” signs get there?
- Why does sour cream have a “use by” date?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If we find life on Mars, will it taste like chicken?
- When a bug hits your windshield, what determines the color of the spatter?
- If it was only a three hour tour, why did Gilligan, the Skipper and everyone else, have all that stuff?
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
- If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with “Quit while you’re ahead”?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
- I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
- Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
- Should you ever have plastic surgery from a doctor whose office is full of portraits by Picasso?
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
- Can you yell “Movie!” in a crowded fire station?
- What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
