The Most Important Discoveries
05/10/2007Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture,…
A missing question
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?…
New Definitions
TRAFFIC LIGHT apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches DIVORCE postgraduate in School of Love PIONEER early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of…
Thoughts On Aging
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. There are three signs of old age. The first is…
The First Annual Duh Award
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then…
