The Point System

In the world of romance, one single rule applies … ‘Make the woman happy’ ….. Do something she likes and you get points…. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. ……You don’t get any points for doing something she expects… Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the…… Continue reading The Point System

Restroom Poetry

Found in restrooms around the US: The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die. * Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign, IL If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can’t take…… Continue reading Restroom Poetry

Racial airways

On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating. “What seems to be the problem, Madam?” asked the attendant. “Can’t you see?” she said, “You’ve sat me next to…… Continue reading Racial airways

Funny police quotes

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” “If you run, you’ll only go to jail…… Continue reading Funny police quotes