APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. NAME  _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________ 2. HEIGHT ____________________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE #  __________________ 4. BOY SCOUT RANK ___________________________________________________ 5.…… Continue reading APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

Windows Vista experience (installing, uninstalling)

Before I start I just want to make an announcement: "I don’t hate Microsoft, I just envy Bill Gates". I’ve been hearing bad and good things about Windows Vista for some time now, so I decided to give it a try since I don’t trust the judgement of other people. So I got the Ultimate…… Continue reading Windows Vista experience (installing, uninstalling)

Top 10 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes Of All Time

#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity In 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen…… Continue reading Top 10 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes Of All Time