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Amazing simple home remedies

  • If you are chocking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
  • Avoid arguments about the toilet seat – Use the sink.
  • For high blood-pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
  • A mouse trap on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of Laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
  • You only need 2 tools in life – WD-40 and Duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and it does, use the duct tape.
  • Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  • If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve go an electrical problem.

Daily thought: Some people are like Slinkies – Not really good for anything, but they bring smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.