Signs you’re drinking too much coffee

You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You lick your coffeepot clean. You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there. Your…… Continue reading Signs you’re drinking too much coffee

Quotes about sex

“My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading.” Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) “Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.” Woody Allen “Lord, grant me chastity and continence… but not yet.” St. Augustine “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can…… Continue reading Quotes about sex

Bad Days

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale. A psychology student in…… Continue reading Bad Days

Things Computers Can Do in Movies

Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. Movie characters never make typing mistakes. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those that don’t have graphical…… Continue reading Things Computers Can Do in Movies