Funny Army quotes

  • To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  • The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
  • Murphy’s Law of Combat: "Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"
  • "They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…" – General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words.
  • When the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is not our friend.
  • If the enemy is in range, so are you.
  • Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
  • If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, call in an airstrike.
  • Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
  • Professionals are predictable, it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.
  • A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
  • Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
  • Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn’t have been notified.
  • Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.
  • Friendly fire – isn’t.
  • When in doubt empty the magazine.
  • If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
  • Clever is getting out alive.
  • The easy way is always mined.

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