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Laws For Women to Live By

  • Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
  • What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
  • If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
  • Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
  • Go for younger men. You might as well – they never mature anyway.
  • Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
  • Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
  • Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  • Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
  • The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
  • If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
  • Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
  • Sadly, all men are created equal.