- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate.
But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
- A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
- Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
So why practice?
- If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
- Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Money is not everything.
There’s MasterCard & Visa.
- One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
- Guys, if your girlfriend ever complains, tell them you are trying to help the environment.
Save water and electricity/gas.
Shower with your girlfriend.