Month: November 2008

The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef’s claim…… Continue reading Darwin Awards 2008 – Top Acts of Stupidity

Dear Staff It has been brought to the CEO’s attention that some individuals throughout the organization have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize…… Continue reading Swearing at Work

It was recently discovered by a group of scientists, a way of decoding Babies’ cries. Based on their research, most baby cries mean one of the following 16 things. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said. Don’t be jealous, but I think I’m in love with the ceiling fan. I know where…… Continue reading Baby talk

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Why there a light in the fridge and not in the…… Continue reading Did you ever stop and wonder…

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños — you never know what’s going to burn your ass. I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.…… Continue reading Axioms of the New Generation