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Funny pickup lines

  • Did we go to different schools together?
  • Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
  • What pickup line actually works on you?
  • Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?
  • I’m glad I’m not blind!
  • Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
  • If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • You stole my heart. That’s OK, though – I have another one at home in the fridge.
  • I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?
  • Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can really see myself in your pants.
  • Why don’t you come sit in my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
  • Mind if I talk to you until it’s safe down there where I farted?
  • If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?
  • You’re so sweet, you’re going to put Hershey’s out of business!
  • Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
  • When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
  • Don’t you know me from somewhere?
  • Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
  • I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  • Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see around here.
  • Can I even get a fake number?
  • You sure have a great looking tooth.
  • Are you religious? You’re the answer to my prayers.
  • Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
  • My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
  • Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
  • You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
  • Falling for you would be a very short trip.
  • Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.
  • Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
  • You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  • Those must be space pants, ’cause your butt is out of this world!
  • I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.
  • Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  • Don’t be so picky….I wasn’t!
  • Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  • You look a lot like my future wife.
  • I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.
  • Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
  • Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
  • Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  • Without my glasses, you couldn’t pass for a female.
  • You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
  • I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  • Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
  • What do you like for breakfast?
  • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  • I want to call your mother and thank her.
  • Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
  • That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.
  • Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • My name is [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.
  • Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
  • All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  • If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Do you know how to use a whip?
  • Can you give me directions…to your heart?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.
  • You look just like Joan Rivers.
  • Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
  • I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I’ll still make your bed rock.

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