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  • Cheese
    The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
    Replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’
  • Mushroom
    When all of my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
  • Shoulder
    My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I Shoulder.
  • Texas
    My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
  • Herpes
    Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
  • July
    Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! ‘Julyer!’
  • Rectum
    I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
  • Juarez
    One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ‘ Juarez your problem?’
  • Chicken
    I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
  • Wheelchair
    We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.
  • Chicken wing
    My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
  • Harassment
    My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
    Harassment nothing to me.
  • Bishop
    My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
  • Body wash
    I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
  • Green Pink Yellow
    When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow?’