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The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
Replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’
When all of my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I Shoulder.
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! ‘Julyer!’
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ‘ Juarez your problem?’
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.
- Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
Harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
- Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
- Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow?’