Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to Home Simpsonget one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! What’s…… Continue reading Simpsons Quotes
Month: January 2009
The top 500 worst passwords of all time
From the moment people started using passwords, it didn’t take long to realize how many people picked the very same passwords over and over. Even the way people misspell words is consistent. In fact, people are so predictable that most hackers make use of lists of common passwords just like these. To give you some…… Continue reading The top 500 worst passwords of all time
Another cross platform post
About a couple of months now I’ve decided I was going to make my transition from Windows XP to Windows Vista (A bit too late, I know) So I got my Windows Vista upgradable version to the Vista Business Edition. Since the ultimate edition looked a bit too fancy for me. If you don’t already…… Continue reading Another cross platform post
More funny bumper stickers
I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles. I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast. Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. I used to have a handle on life,…… Continue reading More funny bumper stickers
Best of Bumper Stickers
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that. Keep honking while I reload. If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy. Bad Cop! No Donut! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better I love cats … they taste…… Continue reading Best of Bumper Stickers