Month: June 2009

For all you who do or don’t have kids… Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers. They have more hair when they are born. Dogs never forget to "go" before they leave. Dogs can go on long trips without yelling "MOM HE’S TOUCHING ME!!!!" Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front…… Continue reading Reasons Why Dogs are Better than Kids

A hurricane came unexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost. The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people,no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts. Used to 5-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do, so for the next four months he ate bananas, drank…… Continue reading What you long for…

Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed and the instant she sees him she starts wailing and crying. One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was…… Continue reading The Engineering Approach

Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men. Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season. Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Shopping would be considered an aerobic…… Continue reading If Women Ran the World

(from November 1998 issue of Maxim Magazine) When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the rear and a "Nice hustle, you’ll get ’em next time"…… Continue reading If Men Really Ruled The World