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Reasons Why Dogs are Better than Kids

For all you who do or don’t have kids…

  • Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers.
  • They have more hair when they are born.
  • Dogs never forget to "go" before they leave.
  • Dogs can go on long trips without yelling "MOM HE’S TOUCHING ME!!!!"
  • Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends.
  • Dogs don’t wear holes in the knees of their trousers.
  • It doesn’t matter how much dog hair a Dog gets in its mouth.
  • You can cage a dog without going to jail.
  • Dogs don’t "backwash" crackers when sharing your soda.
  • Dogs will watch classic Star Trek with you and won’t laugh at the special effects.
  • Dogs hide their "blankies" in their crates rather than dragging them around in public.
  • It’s OK and even encouraged to tattoo your Dog
  • The older a Dog gets, the more they like you.
  • Dogs don’t ask why. Dogs don’t ask why. Dogs don’t ask why.
  • Dogs don’t roll their eyes when you insist Dogs today have it easier.
  • Dogs stick their tongue deep inside your ear canal; children use a pencil.
  • Dogs don’t jump on the bed; they just quietly shed in them and lay on you,considerately adding to your warmth.
  • Dog poop is easier to get off the wall than crayon.
  • When Dogs don’t listen to you, it is because they cannot understand the complex human language.
  • Dogs have tails, making it easier to grab them as they run away.
  • No one passes you a Dog with a loaded diaper.
  • Dogs dig for buried treasure in the litter box. Kids won’t even dump the litter box.
  • When Dogs interrupt you making love, you don’t have to explain that the two of you are "wrestling to see who does the dishes."
  • Dogs don’t grow out of their shoes every 2 1/2 months.
  • Dogs, when entering those teen years, are neutered.