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Stupidest celebrity quotes

Britney Spears
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘chicken by the sea’.”
Tara Reid
“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.”
Christina Aguilera
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
Alicia Silverstone
“I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
Justin Bieber
“German? I don’t know what that means … we don’t say that in America.”
Tyra Banks
“I close my eyes while driving and just sing along. I always open them again in time.”
Donald Trump
“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.”
Axl Rose
“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”
Naomi Campbell
“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.”
Kanye West
“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
Mariah Carey
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
Paris Hilton
“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
Brooke Shields
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”