Mona Lisa’s Mother: ‘After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?’ Columbus’s Mother: ‘I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written !’ Michelangelo’s’ Mother: ‘ Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how…… Continue reading Mothers
Month: December 2010
Bad Domain Names
Here are some bad domain names: A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.WhorePresents.com Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.ExpertSexChange.com Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island…… Continue reading Bad Domain Names
Tips for life
Here are some tips for life… A life of happiness and relief. Be polite, people like polite people. People give free stuff to polite people. If you have a default installation of windows XP, Press cntrl-alt-delete twice on login, type in ‘Administrator’ with no password. Boom. You’re in. pay attention to details. Girls are expensive.…… Continue reading Tips for life
On Page SEO Optimization Techniques
Definition: On Page SEO: “On Page” SEO simply refers to the text and content on your web site pages. Basically editing your page and content so the Search Engine can find your webpage when a surfer is searching for your web sites particular topic. History: On Page Search Engine Optimization has been around the longest,…… Continue reading On Page SEO Optimization Techniques