Tips for life

Here are some tips for life… A life of happiness and relief.

  • Be polite, people like polite people. People give free stuff to polite people.
  • If you have a default installation of windows XP, Press cntrl-alt-delete twice on login, type in ‘Administrator’ with no password. Boom. You’re in.
  • pay attention to details.
  • Girls are expensive.
  • Cars are expensive.
  • If you want to make an essay longer, do cntrl-’F’ search for “.” change period size from 12 to 14.
  • When receiving a call from a telemarketer, press ’9′. You are then added to that companies ‘do not call list 95% of companies do this.
  • Wait for sales.
  • If you get a brain freeze, press your tongue to the roof of your mouth.
  • Don’t be afraid to ask for help.
  • Peel bananas from the bottom.
  • When eating a chicken wing (With two bones) remove the smaller bone. No meat missed.
  • Don’t be rude to a cop who could give you a ticket.
  • If a cop asks you where you are going you say HOME.
  • Honesty gets respect. If you are respected you will get better opportunities..
  • If you need to take a midnight bathroom break, keep one eye closed to keep ‘Night Vision’.
  • Bikes are cheaper than cars, and the health benefits are good too.
  • Put that you were time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume. In 2006, Time made ‘Everyone” the person of the year.
  • Tapping on the top of a soda can will make it fizz less.
  • If you forget someones name simply say ” Sorry, what was your name again?” They may look annoyed, but once they tell you say “No, I meant your last name” boom. First and last name..
  • Restarting the computer solves roughly 75% of errors.
  • Always act cool and collected.
  • Always save a word doc as a .DOC so that it will work on office 2003.
  • inflammable = flammable.
  • Always leave a note.
  • Always take a minute to make sure you have everything you need, better than taking 10 to get back to grab it.
  • Save your work.
  • Listen to music if you are in a bad mood.
  • Write down ideas.

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