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Funny quotes about age

  • “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”- Lucille Ball
  • “Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.”- Henry Ford
  • “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”- George Bernard Shaw
  • “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”- Mark Twain
  • “No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.”- Henry David Thoreau
  • “Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”- Victor Hugo
  • “The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”- Oscar Wilde
  • “Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.”- Benjamin Franklin
  • “Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.”- Ogden Nash
  • “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”- Bob Hope