Hello there, whether you are a follower of this blog or not, you might have noticed that I DO NOT post any thing pornographic. But well for some laziness issues I don’t always host the photos I post, sometimes I just link them. Today I got a new comment on a post that contained 1 […]
Eyad SalahHere’s an easy game to play.Here’s an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds […]
Eyad SalahPolice in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills. A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other’s head. A company trying to continue its five-year […]
Eyad SalahMy first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it – mainly […]
Eyad Salah-Tower: ‘Are you an Airbus 320 or 340?’ -Pilot: ‘An A340, of course!’ -Tower: ‘Well then, would you please start your other two engines before taxiing to take off?’ -Tower: ‘Do you have enough fuel or not?’ -Pilot: ‘Yes.’ -Tower: ‘Yes, what?’ -Pilot: ‘Yes, Sir!!!’ -Pilot: ‘Good morning, Bratislava.’ -Tower: ‘Good morning. Please note: This […]
Eyad SalahThe chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef’s claim […]
Eyad SalahDear Staff It has been brought to the CEO’s attention that some individuals throughout the organization have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize […]
Eyad SalahIt was recently discovered by a group of scientists, a way of decoding Babies’ cries. Based on their research, most baby cries mean one of the following 16 things. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said. Don’t be jealous, but I think I’m in love with the ceiling fan. I know where […]
Eyad SalahWhy the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Why there a light in the fridge and not in the […]
Eyad SalahLife isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños — you never know what’s going to burn your ass. I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it. […]
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