It was recently discovered by a group of scientists, a way of decoding Babies’ cries. Based on their research, most baby cries mean one of the following 16 things. I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said. Don’t be jealous, but I think I’m in love with the ceiling fan. I know where […]
Eyad SalahWhy the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Why there a light in the fridge and not in the […]
Eyad SalahLife isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños — you never know what’s going to burn your ass. I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it. […]
Eyad SalahAfter getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo(and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they […]
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Linux systems are known for their stable operation, designed to be operational without reboot for years. However if you still manage to pull a string and freeze up your computer there are quite a few ways to get the system back to work. You can login to a virtual console, use pgrep and pkill, use […]
Eyad SalahSome people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. If idiots could fly, this would be an airport! […]
Eyad SalahDid we go to different schools together? Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? What pickup line actually works on you? Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date? I’m glad I’m not blind! Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for […]
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Quarters are like gold. Be creative in the dining hall. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry’s, Ho-Hos and Oreos Make sure your alarm […]
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