Linux enthusiast Gary Nielsen has listed a few reasons why his desktop is still running the Windows Vista operating system and not an Open Source alternative. His top reason really goes back to my most recent post on this subject: Why Linux will always be stuck in the minority. (lack of good commercial software on […]
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Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory. The value […]
Eyad SalahMost Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.". In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. In Bahrain, […]
Eyad SalahA king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 3 year old child’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog […]
Eyad SalahThe wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box. […]
Eyad SalahMy mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE- "If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION – "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:- "If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to […]
Eyad SalahFind an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. – (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute and marry her. – (Hosea 1:1-3) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. – Moses (Ex 2:16-21) Purchase a piece […]
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As any experienced computer programmer knows, there are unwritten laws that govern software development. However there are no penalties for breaking these laws; rather, there is often a reward. Following are 21 Laws of Computer Programming: Any given program, once deployed, is already obsolete. It is easier to change the specification to fit the program […]
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