#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity In 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen […]
Eyad SalahLast Wednesday a Jordanian court of law sentenced a man for 6 months of jail for electrocuting his 16 year old daughter to death for committing adultery. The poor girl came to her father and confessed that she slept with a guy she knew which drove the father "insane". He kept beating her up for […]
Eyad SalahNICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. ———- EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John […]
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Here’s a list of things you wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for movies: It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know […]
Eyad SalahPeople, there is a new sorting algorithm in town.. well it’s not that new it’s been here since 2004 but I’ve just heard about it It’s called the “Artificial QuickSort algorithm” and it goes like: #include #include int array[20000000]; int Rnd(int x1, int x2) { int x = x2 – x1 + 1; […]
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Eyad Salahhttp://www.project-euh.com/cursors/?link=ok Ok, they are not games. But would be great pranks to pull on a computer newbi. I’m not a flash developer but I think they’re not that easy to make
Eyad SalahHere are pairs of words that should not be said together. . .yet tend to be said more often than not. Act Natural Genuine Imitation Good Grief Same Difference Almost Exactly Sanitary Landfill Alone Together Silent Scream Living Dead Small Crowd New Classic Sweet Sorrow “Now, Then” Passive Aggressive Taped Live Clearly Misunderstood Peace Force […]
Eyad SalahHere is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued: Proctor: I beg your pardon? Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and […]
Eyad Salah> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ——————————————————————————– > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ——————————————————————————– > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways […]
Eyad SalahProf. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines. Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the […]
Eyad SalahThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in […]
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