Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure they would like to take back: Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back.” Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: “I owe […]
Eyad SalahWhy do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why is it called “rush hour” when your car barely moves? If a 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If it’s a circular drive, how do you get out? How do […]
Eyad SalahYou’re so tired, you now answer the phone with just: “Hell.” Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back!!”. Your garbage can is your “in” box. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care. You […]
Eyad SalahWhat are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? Here is the problem: If the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth),every single one is absolutely guaranteed to explode into a major argument.As a public service, […]
Eyad SalahYou know you work for corporate America today if: You’ve sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. The company logo on your badge is drawn on a post-it note. When someone […]
Eyad SalahThe Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Italians […]
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Eyad SalahMore Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world. Penguins are not found in the North Pole People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide. A dentist invented the Electric Chair. Rudolf the Red-nosed reindeer was actually created as a promotional figure for Montgommery Wards department […]
Eyad SalahA sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands. At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment. At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the […]
Eyad SalahDear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?Jane Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? Dear God, It rained for […]
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This wonderful Kaleidoscope of Colors wasn’t created in a lab, or even on this planet. A Black hole spilled those colors, why and how I don’t know. But if you are interested in space, black-holes big things outside our small world you must consider visiting NASA’s website. You can even register for a personalized home […]
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