More than five years after the release of Windows XP, Windows Vista has arrived. The party line out of Redmond is that “Windows Vista is Microsoft’s most secure platform to date,” and you won’t find anyone at Microsoft saying otherwise. But saying it’s Microsoft’s most secure operating system isn’t saying that Windows Vista is the […]
Eyad SalahMan discovered weapons, invented hunting.Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation.Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food.Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love.Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered woman, invented sex.Woman discovered sex, invented headache. Man […]
Eyad SalahIf you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig […]
Eyad SalahTRAFFIC LIGHT apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches DIVORCE postgraduate in School of Love PIONEER early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods PEOPLE some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what’s happened SWIMMING POOL a mob of people […]
Eyad SalahMaybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. I forget the other two. You’re getting old when you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you […]
Eyad SalahQuestion: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”– Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. […]
Eyad SalahPatron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it with […]
Eyad Salah“My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn’t edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected.” (CIO of Dell Computers) Quote from the Boss: “Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.”(Marketing executive, Citrix […]
Eyad Salah“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.” (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.) “What I need is a list of specific unknown problems […]
Eyad SalahIf you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the following question before reading the response to this one. It’s time to elect a new world leader, […]
Eyad SalahIt is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication […]
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Again, Microsoft is giving Developers the chance to show off their abilities. Even though it’s not a big field to play in, still they are proving the customizability of their products , especially windows live products. The new “Windows Live Writer” – which I’m now using to send this post – is one of the […]
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