experienced bra fitter – I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one. PlayStation Brand Ambassador Eyebrow Threading – I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls. Administraive/ Secretary – ok, ok, we get it. It’s clear where you need help. Finish Carpenter – for when the Start Carpenter gets tired. Helpdesk […]
Eyad SalahKidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run–anywhere. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy […]
Eyad SalahOperator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman. […]
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Eyad SalahI think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a […]
Eyad SalahIf using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.” Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is […]
Eyad SalahRule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule […]
Eyad SalahThe teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories… There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then […]
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Call… the… ambalamps. “Hey ya’ll, watch this!” If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn’t Jesus. A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN. So long, and thanks for all the fish. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams […]
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