If you’re looking for a job in one of the below fields, this is what you’re real job descriptions are An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. A banker is a fellow who…… Continue reading Job descriptions

Albert Einstein wasn’t just a smart physicist. Looks like he had some smart quotes as well: “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” “The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.” “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything…… Continue reading Albert Einstein

SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied. SMARTASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she…… Continue reading Top 6 Smartass Answers