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Life isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños — you never know what’s going to burn your ass. I love deadlines. I especially like…

After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo(and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me,…

Some people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. It may…