Murphy’s computers laws
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. If a program is useful, it will have to be…
Weird Laws
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.". In Lebanon, men are legally…
Things I Have Learned from Children
15/08/2008A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with…
Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
12/08/2008The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers…
