- Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
Replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’ - Mushroom
When all of my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom. - Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I Shoulder. - Texas
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at! - Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes. - July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! ‘Julyer!’ - Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! - Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ‘ Juarez your problem?’ - Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. - Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair. - Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. - Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
Harassment nothing to me. - Bishop
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop. - Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. - Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow?’
