The Top 20 Oxymorons
30/03/2008Here are pairs of words that should not be said together. . .yet tend to be said more often than not. Act Natural Genuine Imitation Good Grief Same Difference Almost…
Cakes and Ale
22/03/2008Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor…
Lawyer Jokes
18/03/2008> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ——————————————————————————– > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci…
Kiss Defined
06/03/2008Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: A…
Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that…
