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A Fake job title

Eyad Salah

09/06/2010 • 2 min read

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experienced bra fitter - I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one.
PlayStation Brand Ambassador
Eyebrow Threading - I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls.
Administraive/ Secretary - ok, ok, we get it. It's clear where you need help.
Finish Carpenter - for when the Start Carpenter gets tired.
Helpdesk Technician@Pentagon - "Uh, hello? I'm having a problem with this missile..."
Nail Tech - so nails can be pretty complicated...
Remedy Engineer - aren't those called "doctors"?
Saltlick Cashier - new trend in the equestrian industry. Ok, enough horsing around.
Molecular Biologist II - when Molecular Biologist I gets promoted.
Breakfast Sandwich Maker - we also got one of these recently.
Hotel Housekeepers - why can't they just say 'hotelkeepers'?
Preschool Teacher #4065 - either that's a really big school or they've got robot teachers.
glacéau drop team - for a new sport at the Winter Olympics: ice-water spilling.
PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN - get a dictionary/thesaurus first.
DoodyCalls Technician - they really shouldn't put down janitors like that.
Golf Staff - and here I thought they were called clubs.
Pressure Washers - what's next, heat cleaners?
Sandwich Artist - another "Jesus in my food" wannabe.
Self Storage Manager - this is for self storage?
Qualified Infant Caregiver - too bad for all the unqualified caregivers on the list.
Ground Support - but there's just more dirt under there.
Gymboree Teacher - the hardest part is not burning your hands sliding down the pole.
COMMERCIAL space hunter - so they did find animals further out in the cosmos? W
JOB COACH - if they're unemployed when they get to you, what does that say?
KIDS KAMP INSTRUCTOR! - no spelling ability required.
POOLS SUPERVISOR - "yeah, they're still wet..."
HOUSE MANAGER/TEEN SUPERVISOR - see the dictionary under P, for Parent.
Licensed Seamless Gutter Contractor - just sounds bad.
Space Heater - Just sitting around taking up space.

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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