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GeekyInstalling PHP on Windows 7
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Installing PHP on Windows 7

PHP is one of the most common web languages out there, Windows is the most used operating system in the world… So I’ll take a wild guess and say many PHP developers use Windows, thus have to install PHP on windows to do their work or test their websites before releasing them online. Many developers […]

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GeekyHow To Do Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Yourself
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How To Do Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Yourself

Basic SEO The basic steps of search engine optimization can and should be carried out by all webmasters as a matter of course. In less competitive markets doing this alone is often all that is required to achieve top search engine rankings. However, it should be borne in mind that these basic SEO techniques alone […]

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GeekyOn Page SEO Optimization Techniques
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On Page SEO Optimization Techniques

Definition: On Page SEO: “On Page” SEO simply refers to the text and content on your web site pages. Basically editing your page and content so the Search Engine can find your webpage when a surfer is searching for your web sites particular topic. History: On Page Search Engine Optimization has been around the longest, […]

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GeekyWhy programmers are not paid in proportion to their productivity
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Why programmers are not paid in proportion to their productivity

The most productive programmers are orders of magnitude more productive than average programmers. But salaries usually fall within a fairly small range in any company. Even across the entire profession, salaries don’t vary that much. If some programmers are 10x more productive than others, why aren’t they paid 10x as much? Joel Spolsky gave a […]

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GeekyThe Best and the Worst Tech of the Decade
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The Best and the Worst Tech of the Decade

With only a few weeks left until we close out the ‘naughts and move into the teens, it’s almost obligatory to take a look back at the best and not-so-best of the last decade. With that in mind, I polled the O’Reilly editors, authors, Friends, and a number of industry movers and shakers to gather […]

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Geeky10 Usability Crimes You Really Shouldn’t Commit
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10 Usability Crimes You Really Shouldn’t Commit

Over time certain conventions and best practices have been developed to help improve the general usability of websites during their design and build. This roundup of ten usability crimes highlights some of the most common mistakes or overlooked areas in web design and provides an alternative solution to help enhance the usability of your website. […]

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Geeky.Net Obfuscation
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.Net Obfuscation

For everyone out there looking for good Obfuscation for Microsoft .NET binaries, You might want to try Eazfuscator.NET. It’s really good, really easy to use and FREE

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GeekyProgramming Quotes
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Programming Quotes

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." – Brian Kernighan "There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses." – Bjarne […]

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GeekyWindows x64
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Windows x64

I’ve re-installed windows on my computer this week – (Reverted back from Windows 7 to Vista x64) so I had to install all the software I’m using. I’ve never used Windows x64 before and I’ve heard it’s as good as the 32-bit version, so I decided to give it a try. Well I don’t know […]

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Entertainment23 awesome license plates for computer geeks
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23 awesome license plates for computer geeks

This guy googled his own car Good, Old fashioned networking But others prefer wireless Could he be an Apple fan? Fresh start Leet speak hacker pride Hope this car isn’t open source too Someone is into graphics The definition of white Geek Away From Keyboard The plate every system admin dreams about Please don’t shutdown […]

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GeekyTen commandments for developers
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Ten commandments for developers

In order that applications and operating system shall not drive users insane thou shall: 1. Allow immediate termination I hit the wrong button. I changed my mind. I didn’t know it would take this long. Either way, the operation needs a cancel button that should take immediate effect and quickly clean up what it can. […]

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EntertainmentWhat Do Real Programmers Do?
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What Do Real Programmers Do?

Real programmers don’t write specs. Users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get. Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to read. Real programmers don’t write application programs, they program right down on the bare metal. Application programming […]

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EntertainmentWhat code DOESN’T do in real life (that it does in the movies)
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What code DOESN’T do in real life (that it does in the movies)

I understand that Hollywood needs to dress things up to make them more entertaining, but in the case of programmers, code, and hackers they’ve done more than dress things up  – they’ve morphed a little stuffed teddy bear into a cybernetic polar bear covered in Christmas lights and phosphorescent hieroglyphics with a fog machine pumping […]

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EntertainmentMurphy’s computers laws
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Murphy’s computers laws

Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory. The value […]

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Entertainment21 Laws of Computer Programming
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21 Laws of Computer Programming

As any experienced computer programmer knows, there are unwritten laws that govern software development. However there are no penalties for breaking these laws; rather, there is often a reward. Following are 21 Laws of Computer Programming: Any given program, once deployed, is already obsolete. It is easier to change the specification to fit the program […]

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EntertainmentThe Best Geek Quotes
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The Best Geek Quotes

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d Microsoft: "You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips." There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t. My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I […]

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GeekyTips for maintainable Java code
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Tips for maintainable Java code

There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. — C.A.R. Hoare Here’s a random collection of personal observations (some well established to the point […]

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EntertainmentQuotes for programmers
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Quotes for programmers

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction. (Janet Reno) I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image. (Stephen Hawking) If it […]

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GeekyArtificial QuickSort
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Artificial QuickSort

People, there is a new sorting algorithm in town.. well it’s not that new it’s been here since 2004 but I’ve just heard about it It’s called the “Artificial QuickSort algorithm” and it goes like: #include #include int array[20000000]; int Rnd(int x1, int x2) { int x = x2 – x1 + 1; […]

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EntertainmentFlash cursor games
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Flash cursor games

http://www.project-euh.com/cursors/?link=ok Ok, they are not games. But would be great pranks to pull on a computer newbi. I’m not a flash developer but I think they’re not that easy to make

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GeekyGJay
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GJay

GJay (Gtk+ DJ) generates playlists across a collection of music (ogg, mp3, wav) such that each song sounds good following the previous song. It is ideal for home users who want a non-random way to wander large collections or for DJs planning a set list. You can generate playlists from within the application, or run […]

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GeekyAudacity – The Free, Cross-Platform Sound Editor
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Audacity – The Free, Cross-Platform Sound Editor

Audacity is free, open source software for recording and editing sounds. It is available for Mac OS X, Microsoft Windows, GNU/Linux, and other operating systems. Learn more about Audacity… Also check our Wiki and Forum for more information. The latest release of Audacity is 1.3.4 (beta). Because it is a work in progress and does […]

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GeekySoftware Engineering Proverbs
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Software Engineering Proverbs

Below are some of my favorite Software Engineering quotes. A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. — Einstein André Bensoussan once explained to me the difference between a programmer and a designer: “If you make a general statement, a programmer says, ‘Yes, but…’ while a designer says, ‘Yes, and…’” No matter […]

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EntertainmentThe Evolution of a Programmer
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The Evolution of a Programmer

High School/Jr.High 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln(‘Hello World’) end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World)))) New professional #include void main(void) { char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"}; int i; for(i = 0; i

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Geeky.NET Framework Library Source Code now available – ScottGu’s Blog
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.NET Framework Library Source Code now available – ScottGu’s Blog

The .NET Framework source is being released under a read-only reference license. When we announced that we were releasing the source back in October, some people had concerns about the potential impact of their viewing the source. To help clarify .NET Framework Library Source Code now available – ScottGu’s Blog

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GeekyFree computer related EBooks
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Free computer related EBooks

I’m looking to make a huge list of all websites that offer free computer related eBooks, if you have unlisted ones please add as a comment. free-ebooks.net freebyte.com planetpdf.com freecomputerbooks.com onlinecomputerbooks.com intelligentedu.com programmingebooks.tk Free Tech E-books Hope that helped you!!

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GeekyIs Java a pure Object Oriented Language?
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Is Java a pure Object Oriented Language?

Someone asked me if Java was a pure OOL (Object Oriented Language) or not. Without thinking my answer was yes, “thanks to the incompetent university I went to for 4 years”. But I looked it up just to make sure and I found that there are always heated discussions about that subject specifically. for Example […]

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GeekyIf you have an original Microsoft Windows CD try it
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If you have an original Microsoft Windows CD try it

I’ve read in an article that if you put an original windows CD in the microwave for a minute or two and take it out, it’ll be as cold as it was before putting it there. And you’ll be able to read “4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D” on it. It’s a hex text, try the following java code or any […]

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GeekyMySQL 5
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MySQL 5

I can’t come up with a better comment. I mean how can something this good be free??? I still can’t find any reasonable answers. I’ve been using Microsoft SQL Server for so long and when I first thought about changing DBMS I thought it’d be hard to move, especially after downloading and installing the Core […]

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GeekyMicrosoft Visual Studio 2005 SP1
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Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 SP1

I just love Microsoft. I tried to download and install Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 SP1. It only took few moments before giving me the “The upgrade patch cannot be installed by the Windows Installer service because the program to be upgraded may be missing, or the upgrade patch may update a different version of the […]

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