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Actual Bathroom Graffiti

Eyad Salah

19/09/2008 • 3 min read

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A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
(Women's restroom - Dick's Last Resort: Dallas, Texas)
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
(Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea: Tucson, Arizona)
Beauty is only a light switch away.
(Perkins Library - Duke University: Durham, North Carolina.)
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
(Men's restroom - Murphy's: Champaign, IL.)
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
(Sign over one of the urinals - Ed Debevic's: Phoenix, AZ.)
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
(The Bayou: Baton Rouge, Louisiana.)
God is dead. - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. - God
(The Tombs Restaurant: Washington, D.C.)
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
(The Irish Times: Washington, D.C.)
If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
(Smoky Joe's - Philadelphia, PA.)
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
(Armand's Pizza - Washington, D.C.)
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? CONGRESS!
(Men's restroom - House of Representatives: Washington, D.C.)
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
(Revolution Books: New York, New York)
If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
(Men's restroom - Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, WA.)
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
(Written in the dust on the back of a bus: Wickenburg, Arizona)
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
(Houghton Library - Harvard University: Cambridge, Massachusetts.)
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
(Men's restroom - American University: Washington, D.C.)
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
(Women's restroom - The Filling Station: Bozeman, Montana)
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
(Men's Room - Linda's Bar and Grill: Chapel Hill, North Carolina.)
No wonder you always go home alone.
(Sign over mirror in Men's restroom - Ed Debevic's: Beverly Hills, CA.)
Remember, it's not "How high are you?" - it's "Hi, how are you?"
(Rest stop off Route 81, WV.)
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
(Women's restroom - Murphy's: Champaign, IL.)
To do is to be.       - Descartes
To be is to do.       - Voltaire
Do be do be do.     - Frank Sinatra
(Men's restroom - Greasewood Flats: Scottsdale, Arizona)
What are you looking on the wall for? The joke’s in your hands.
(Men's rest room - Lynagh's: Lexington, KY.)
You're too good for him.
(Sign over mirror in Women's restroom - Ed Debevic's: Beverly Hills, CA.)

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Written by Eyad Salah

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