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Jesus was a woman

Eyad Salah

30/09/2007 • 2 min read

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

He called everyone Brother.
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

He went into His Fathers business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot all the time.
He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Amen!!!

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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