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New Definitions

Eyad Salah

05/10/2007 • 2 min read

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TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches
DIVORCE: postgraduate in School of Love
PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods
PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened
SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it
SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut
SALESMAN: man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink
CANNIBAL: person who likes to see other people stewed
EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are
FOREIGN FILM: any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western
OPTIMIST: girl who regards a bulge as a curve
MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue
COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone
EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver
OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself
BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers
TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity

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Written by Eyad Salah

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