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Put downs

Eyad Salah

06/11/2008 • 2 min read

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Some people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport!
This is an "A" "B" conversation so "C" your way out of it.
Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you they don't laugh either!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it's an improvement upon the silence.
100,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
If you were any dummer, you'd have to be watered twice a week!
You'll never have a nervous breakdown, but you sure are a carrier!
"Your kid may be an honor roll student, but you're still an idiot!"

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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