Reasons Why Dogs are Better than Kids

For all you who do or don't have kids...

• Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers.
• They have more hair when they are born.
• Dogs never forget to "go" before they leave.
• Dogs can go on long trips without yelling "MOM HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!"
• Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends.
• Dogs don't wear holes in the knees of their trousers.
• It doesn't matter how much dog hair a Dog gets in its mouth.
• You can cage a dog without going to jail.
• Dogs don't "backwash" crackers when sharing your soda.
• Dogs will watch classic Star Trek with you and won't laugh at the special effects.
• Dogs hide their "blankies" in their crates rather than dragging them around in public.
• It's OK and even encouraged to tattoo your Dog
• The older a Dog gets, the more they like you.
• Dogs don't ask why. Dogs don't ask why. Dogs don't ask why.
• Dogs don't roll their eyes when you insist Dogs today have it easier.
• Dogs stick their tongue deep inside your ear canal; children use a pencil.
• Dogs don't jump on the bed; they just quietly shed in them and lay on you,considerately adding to your warmth.
• Dog poop is easier to get off the wall than crayon.
• When Dogs don't listen to you, it is because they cannot understand the complex human language.
• Dogs have tails, making it easier to grab them as they run away.
• No one passes you a Dog with a loaded diaper.
• Dogs dig for buried treasure in the litter box. Kids won't even dump the litter box.
• When Dogs interrupt you making love, you don't have to explain that the two of you are "wrestling to see who does the dishes."
• Dogs don't grow out of their shoes every 2 1/2 months.
• Dogs, when entering those teen years, are neutered.