The Top 20 Oxymorons

Here are pairs of words that should not be said together. . .yet tend to be said more often than not.

• Act Natural
• Genuine Imitation
• Good Grief
• Same Difference
• Almost Exactly
• Sanitary Landfill
• Alone Together
• Silent Scream
• Living Dead
• Small Crowd
• New Classic
• Sweet Sorrow
• “Now, Then”
• Passive Aggressive
• Taped Live
• Clearly Misunderstood
• Peace Force
• Terribly Pleased
• Pretty Ugly

. . .and the #1 Oxymoron is. . .

• Microsoft Works