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Things to teach your children

Eyad Salah

06/04/2012 • 2 min read

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Things to teach your children

Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one.
The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king. Fetch him beers.
In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
Request the late checkout.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
Do not get married before you can legally drink.
Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
Do not fill up on bread.
When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye.
Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.
Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
Never be afraid to ask out the best-looking girl in the room.
Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Do not show off. Impress.

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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