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Tips for life

Eyad Salah

03/12/2010 • 2 min read

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Here are some tips for life... A life of happiness and relief.

Be polite, people like polite people. People give free stuff to polite people.
If you have a default installation of windows XP, Press cntrl-alt-delete twice on login, type in ‘Administrator’ with no password. Boom. You’re in.
pay attention to details.
Girls are expensive.
Cars are expensive.
If you want to make an essay longer, do cntrl-’F’ search for “.” change period size from 12 to 14.
When receiving a call from a telemarketer, press ’9′. You are then added to that companies ‘do not call list 95% of companies do this.
Wait for sales.
If you get a brain freeze, press your tongue to the roof of your mouth.
Don’t be afraid to ask for help.
Peel bananas from the bottom.
When eating a chicken wing (With two bones) remove the smaller bone. No meat missed.
Don’t be rude to a cop who could give you a ticket.
If a cop asks you where you are going you say HOME.
Honesty gets respect. If you are respected you will get better opportunities..
If you need to take a midnight bathroom break, keep one eye closed to keep ‘Night Vision’.
Bikes are cheaper than cars, and the health benefits are good too.
Put that you were time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume. In 2006, Time made ‘Everyone” the person of the year.
Tapping on the top of a soda can will make it fizz less.
If you forget someones name simply say ” Sorry, what was your name again?” They may look annoyed, but once they tell you say “No, I meant your last name” boom. First and last name..
Restarting the computer solves roughly 75% of errors.
Always act cool and collected.
Always save a word doc as a .DOC so that it will work on office 2003.
inflammable = flammable.
Always leave a note.
Always take a minute to make sure you have everything you need, better than taking 10 to get back to grab it.
Save your work.
Listen to music if you are in a bad mood.
Write down ideas.

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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